I found these lyin around in my room and thought that you guys out there would enjoy them as much as I did!!
- Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.
- Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
- It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is live one.
- The good Lord did'nt create anything without purpose, but mosquitos come really close.
- When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
- People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
- Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell.
- Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
- The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion..."
- If the church wants abetter pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
- God Himself does not propose to judge a nam until he dead. So why should you?
- To make a long story short, don't tell it.
- Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
- Peace starts with a smile.
- I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
- A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
- We are called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
- Outside of traffice, there is nothing that holds this counrty back as much as committees.
- Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
- Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Don't put aquestion mark where God puts a period.
- Don't wait for strong men to take you to church.
- Forbidden fruits create many jams.
- God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- God grades on the cross, no the curve.
- God loes everyone, but porbably prefers "fruits of the spitit" over "religious nuts!"
- God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
- He who angers you, controls you!
- If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
- Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.
- The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
- The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.
- We don't change the message, the message changes us.
- You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
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